VIDEO o’ DA DAY: It’s a peanut doing something obscene

Perhaps the second most obscene ever said or done on TV until that time.

Then what is the most. I hear you ask?

“Ward, I think you went a little hard on the Beaver last night.”
-June Cleaver

An Italian, a Frenchman, and an Irishman are chatting in a pub…

The Italian says, “When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy”.

The Frenchman replies, “Zat is nothing, when Ah ‘ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy”.

The Irishman says, “Dat’s nottin’. When Oi’ve finished sh*ggin’me bord, I get out of da bed, walk over to d’window and wipe me knob on da curtain. She hits da fookin’ roof.