Don’t let this happen to you!

As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.

Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person ’s condition.

Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.

Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to “care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked,” I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty.

A small voice inside my head called out,

“Reach out, reach out and touch someone in need!”

So I did……….

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I get out of the hospital in about 3 months.

 

 

It would be nice to get a card or maybe a visitor.

One for the Bansky

There are four men working as janitors at a circus cleaning up after the elephants. They are all tired of cleaning elephant shit day after day, so they try to hatch a plan.

Guy #1 comes up with a plan, but they decide it is too complex and too expensive.

Guy #2 gets an idea, but his is too complicated.

Guy #3 figures out something easy, but it costs way too much for them.

So the simple Guy #4 says, “Let’s stick a cork up his ass.” They agree
this is all they need to do, and stick a huge cork in the elephant’s ass….

Weeks go by, and the janitors are reveling in their lack of shit
cleaning. But after a while, the elephant looks sick. They decide to
remove the cork to save it. But no one wants to be the one pulling it
out. So again they plan. Again, they each have an idea;

Guy #1 comes up with a plan, but they decide it is too complex and too
expensive.

Guy #2 gets an idea, but his is too complicated.

Guy #3 figures out something easy, but it costs way too much for them.

So the simple Guy #4 says, “We should train a monkey to do it!” So they
train the monkey to pull the cork out of the elephants ass. He goes up
to the sick elephant, and pulls as hard as he can… Nothing. He is too
tiny to pull it out himself. The ingenious janitors figure they will all
pull on a rope at the same time as the monkey is pulling on the cork.

Guy #1 stands 200 ft away, Guy #2 150 ft, Guy #3 100 ft and Guy #4 50 ft
away.

On the count of three, the pull in unison with the monkey. 1…2…3….
SPLAT Shit flies everywhere.

Guy #1 brushes the pieces of shit off of him and goes up to Guy#2. He is
crying because he us covered to his knees in elephant shit. Once removed
from the shit, they both go to Guy#3. He is bawling because he is
covered in shit to his chest. They remove him and realize that Guy #4 is
covered over his head in elephant shit. They run up to the pile of shit
covering him. All three frantically uncover Guy#4 expecting the worst.
Guy#4 is laughing hysterically. They look at each other in astonishment.
Finally they ask, “Why are you laughing? You are completely covered in
elephant shit.” He responds, “You should’ve seen the monkey try to put
the cork back in!”

Bansky.