Archive for September 21st, 2006
Comedy Quote o’ da day
“Anyone who describes Islam as a religion as intolerant encourages violence.”
- Pakistan Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Tasnim Aslam.
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Oink oink
As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “Nice pigs, sir!”
The President replies, “These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld.”
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, “Nice trade, sir!”
Soooooooooooooooooooey!
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