Frigging commies

These two Middle Eastern types come to America. They get separated from each other, and about a year later they get together to see who had become more Americanized.

The first guy says, “I’m picking my son up from baseball practice, and then we’re going out to McDonald’s. And then I’m going home to watch some NFL football. How about you?”

The second guy says, “Fuck you, towelhead!”

Breathing through the extremities

Gotta loooooooooooove the canned 80’s aerobic workout music.