How I met my latex girlfriend

A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.

“Would you like male or female?” asks the assistant.

“Female, please.”

“Would you like Black, or White?”

“Black, please”

“Would you like a Christian or Muslim?”

This question confused the man. “What has religion got to do with it? he asks.

“Well,” explained the assistant,

“The Muslim one blows itself up…”