Archive for October, 2006
It’s Cold Out There
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN.
EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.
Add comment October 29, 2006
Misunderestimated
Could it just be that Guy Ritchie’s ruing the day that he gave his wife Mad-onna some money and said “go on love, buy yourself a nice little black number for Christmas.”
Poor Paul McCartney. Divorcing a one-legged prostitute who accuses him of wife-beating and he’s still the boring one out of Lennon and McCartney.
At a party while on holiday, Kate Moss was feeling somewhat tired and emotional. A small child is running around, screaming for her mum. “Won’t someone shut that kid up?” says Kate. “But Kate,” comes the reply. “She’s yours.”
“As meticulous as I am with my work, I’m even more meticulous with my lovemaking.” – P Diddy
Add comment October 26, 2006
It is Important to be Politically Correct
A Pollock Polish immigrant goes to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
He has to take an eye sight test.
The optician shows him a card with the letters:
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z’.
“Can you read this?” the optician asks.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “I know the guy.”
Add comment October 25, 2006
