Archive for October, 2007
After life in the service sector
Definition of Heaven:
• British Policemen
• French Cooks
• German Mechanics
Definition of Hell:
• British Cooks
• French Mechanics
• German Policemen
Add comment October 30, 2007
We’re placing our hopes on this man in 2008
Vote for your ruler
When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn’t know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.
– General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler
Add comment October 18, 2007
