An Irishman and a Mormon were sitting together on a plane …

… when the Trolley Dolly came around with the drinks.

The Irishman asked it they had Irish whiskey and he would have a large one.

The attendant turned to the Mormon and asked if he would like a drink “I’d rather be ravished by half a dozen whores than let liquor pass my lips With that the Irishman hands his drink back and says:

“I’ll have that too. I didn’t know we had a choice.”