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Sex Tips For Seniors
- Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
- Set timer for 3
minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. - Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
- Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
- Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t remember.
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Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don’t end up under the
bed. - Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
- Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
- If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
- Don’t even think about trying it twice.
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