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At Wegmans. Your nose was bleeding. – m4w – 37 (Reading)
Reply to: pers-gd33c-1264565935@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-11-04, 11:35PM EDT
You are a stunning blond, about 4′2″ with a large forehead and receding hairline.
You wore a white baseball cap that said “Thug Life” on it in plastic diamonds, a BINGO 4 LIFE t-shirt and black pleather pants.
Your nose was bleeding and there was the cutest little bit of coke dusted on your upper lip.
You yelled “You ain’t got no pancake mix!” to the girl at the checkout, threw some candy bars at her and stormed out.
You looked like an angel.
Please…if you by some miracle of God read this message…please contact me. I’ve got all the pancake mix you need.
Location: Reading
Add comment November 25, 2009
Feminist Agenda
0800 – 0815 Introduction, Opening Remarks
0815 – 0915 Plot to Overthrow World Leadership
0915 – 0930 BREAK – Coffee and donuts
0930 – 1030 Undermine World Religions
1030 – 1200 General Attacks on the Institution of the American Family
1200 – 1300 Catered Lunch and Fashion Show
1300 – 1330 Plot to Remove All Men From The World
1330 – 1400 BREAK – Cake and Champagne
1400 – 1500 Leave Husbands (If Applicable)
1500 – 1530 Kill Children
1530 – 1700 Become Lesbian
1730+ Evening Mixer; Open Bar
Add comment November 20, 2009
