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Feminist Agenda
0800 – 0815 Introduction, Opening Remarks
0815 – 0915 Plot to Overthrow World Leadership
0915 – 0930 BREAK – Coffee and donuts
0930 – 1030 Undermine World Religions
1030 – 1200 General Attacks on the Institution of the American Family
1200 – 1300 Catered Lunch and Fashion Show
1300 – 1330 Plot to Remove All Men From The World
1330 – 1400 BREAK – Cake and Champagne
1400 – 1500 Leave Husbands (If Applicable)
1500 – 1530 Kill Children
1530 – 1700 Become Lesbian
1730+ Evening Mixer; Open Bar
Add comment November 20, 2009
Found these in that smoking crater left behind by Ameriquest
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Add comment November 6, 2009
New rules: golf
The Obama PGA Czar has announced there is a possibility of MAJOR rule changes to the game of golf, this may occur sometime after March 1, 2010.
This is only a preview as the complete rule book is being rewritten now.
Here are just a few of the basic changes soon to be put into effect:
Golfers with handicaps:
- below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%.
- between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees.
- above 18 will get a check each time they play.
The dollar amount placed in bets will be as follows:
-for handicaps below 10, an additional $10.
-between 11 and 18, no additional amount.
-above 18, you will receive the total amount in the pot even if you do not play.
The term “gimme” will be changed to “entitlement” and will be used as follows:
-handicaps below 10, no entitlements.
-handicaps from 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts.
-handicaps above 18, if your ball is on green, no need to putt, just pick it up.
These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring.
In addition, a Player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given round. Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par. Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again.
The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes but the term ‘net score’ will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above.
This is intended to ‘redistribute’ the success of winning by making sure that in every competition, the above 18 handicap players will post only ‘net score’ against every other player’s gross score.
These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf.
Golf must be about Fairness.
It should have nothing to do with Ability
Add comment November 5, 2009
The economy is so bad…
The economy is so bad… That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
The economy is so bad… I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
The economy is so bad… If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them..
The economy is so bad… Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad… Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
The economy is so bad… A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
The economy is so bad… Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad… Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad… The Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy is so bad… Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally…
The economy is so bad… Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
[ Housing Doom ]
Add comment October 17, 2009
The future of mass transit
Not much different from the present day, really…
Add comment October 10, 2009
