Posts filed under 'Edumacational'
Wit and Wisdom of Homer J. Simpson
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
We’ll die together, like a father and son should.
Son, a woman is a lot like a… a refrigerator! They’re about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and… um… Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer.
Now, Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
You can’t go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain’t ketchup!
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!
Oh, they have Internet on computers now.
Books are useless: I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird” – and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin, but what good does THAT do me?
Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-Tip!
I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, I mean S M A R T.
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This is what you want, this is what you get
Add comment October 27, 2009
