Posts filed under 'Politic'
Feminist Agenda
0800 – 0815 Introduction, Opening Remarks
0815 – 0915 Plot to Overthrow World Leadership
0915 – 0930 BREAK – Coffee and donuts
0930 – 1030 Undermine World Religions
1030 – 1200 General Attacks on the Institution of the American Family
1200 – 1300 Catered Lunch and Fashion Show
1300 – 1330 Plot to Remove All Men From The World
1330 – 1400 BREAK – Cake and Champagne
1400 – 1500 Leave Husbands (If Applicable)
1500 – 1530 Kill Children
1530 – 1700 Become Lesbian
1730+ Evening Mixer; Open Bar
Add comment November 20, 2009
Michelle Obama went to serve food to the homeless at a government funded soup kitchen
Cost of a bowl of soup at soup kitchen: $0.00
Having Michelle Obama Serve you your soup: $0.00
Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving a government funded meal while taking a picture of the first lady, using his $500 Blackberry cell phone… $$$$ Priceless $$$$
Having Michelle Obama Serve you your soup $0.00 dollars
Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving a government funded meal while taking a picture of the first lady, using his $500 Black Berry cell phone — $$$$ Priceless
Add comment June 6, 2009
We’re placing our hopes on this man in 2008
Vote for your ruler
When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn’t know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.
– General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler
Add comment October 18, 2007
