IMPORTANT NOTICE

IMPORTANT NOTICE

You may have noticed the
increased amount of notices for
you to notice. Some of our notices
have not been noticed. This is
very noticeable. It has been
noticed that the responses to the
notices have been noticeably
unnoticed. This notice is to
remind you to notice the notices
and respond to the notices,
because we do not want the
notices to go unnoticed.

Existential angst in my pants

What Walt Disney Surely Knew

Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

A. She gagged.

A WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

But I don’t speak Serb

Q. What do you call a man who goes to a Serbian prostitute?

A. Slobbadown Mycockyoubitch.

Got a joke to go with this great picture

Donald Rumsfeld is briefing the President, "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed. "OH NO!" cries the President, "...but how many is a brazillion?"

Special thanks to these assholes.

So help me god it’s a TRUE STORY!

An ASCII character walks into a bar and orders a double.

“Having a bad day?” asks the barman.

“Yeah, I have a parity error,” replies the ASCII character.

The barman says, “Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off.”