Archive for November, 2006

Introducing: Mike Strutter

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November 30, 2006 at 5:44 pm Leave a comment

Burglar!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.”

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you.”

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

“Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.

“Yep,” the parrot confessed, and then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you.”

The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”

“Moses,” replied the bird.

“Moses?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of people would name a bird Moses?”

“The kind of people that named the Rottweiler Jesus.”

November 28, 2006 at 4:17 pm Leave a comment

Elektronik Supersonik

November 26, 2006 at 3:03 am Leave a comment

Mathematical Improbability

November 25, 2006 at 1:11 am Leave a comment

German police get their phoney US Highway Patrolman

BERLIN (Reuters) – German traffic police were shocked to see a California Highway Patrol car cruising along the motorway, driven by a man dressed as an authentic American cop, authorities said on Thursday.

November 23, 2006 at 8:10 pm Leave a comment

Can it be True?

A man offers Pamela Andesron a drink at a wedding reception, but pointed out there was only ‘wine and beer’.

Pammy declined the offer as, “wine and beer -ew- that’s a horrible combination.”

Additional Blonde Bonus- Jessica Simpson age progression.

November 23, 2006 at 7:33 pm Leave a comment

Runnilingus

November 22, 2006 at 7:00 pm Leave a comment

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