Archive for February, 2007

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

“Oh, so they have internet on computers now!”

“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.”

More examples of the wit and wisdom of Homer J. Simpson.


February 22, 2007 at 3:02 pm Leave a comment

Take the Test

Life not living up to your expectations lately? Then Havidol just may be the new wonder drug for you.

February 19, 2007 at 6:58 pm Leave a comment

And Now For Something Completely Different

February 15, 2007 at 6:01 am Leave a comment

Aaron Sorkin Presents

February 11, 2007 at 6:51 am Leave a comment

Just Announced!

The world is all abuzz about the brand new operating system from Microsoft called Windows. It ships in a version to suit any lifestyle. Here:

  • Vista Professional Edition
  • Vista Semi-Professional Edition
  • Vista Slightly Professional Edition
  • Vista Complete Amateur Edition
  • Vista Server Edition
  • Vista Server Premium Edition
  • Vista Server Not Bad But Not As Good As Premium Edition
  • Vista Server My Other Edition Is Premium Edition Edition
  • Vista 5 User License Edition
  • Vista Site License Edition
  • Vista Country License Edition
  • Vista Planetary License Edition
  • Vista Galaxy License Edition
  • Vista Universe License Edition
  • Vista Universe License Without Windows Media Player Edition*
  • Vista Home Edition
  • Vista Home Premium Edition
  • Vista Home Premium Edition With Some Server Features
  • Vista Home I Can’t Believe It’s Not Server Edition
  • Vista Away From Home But Have My Laptop With Me Edition
  • Vista Gamers Edition
  • Vista Mostly Play Games but Also Like to Surf the Net Edition
  • Vista Boot Straight Into World of Warcraft and Never Be Seen Again Edition
  • Vista Just Read Email And Clean Up Viruses Edition
  • Vista Downloaded Via Bittorrent Just Wait For The Subpoena Edition
  • Vista Erases Your iPod Edition (with Free Creative Player Voucher Included)
  • Vista Beginners Edition
  • Vista Intermediate Edition
  • Vista Advanced Edition
  • Vista Write My Own Drivers Edition
  • Vista One Finger On The Reset Button Edition
  • Vista Uninstall And Reinstall XP Edition
  • Vista ME Just Joking! Practical Jokers Edition

That’s an incredible total of 33 individual versions. If you can’t find one that fits- your just insatiable! Happy shopping!


February 10, 2007 at 8:00 pm Leave a comment

Never Mind the Subtext

Everything’s gonna be okay.

February 10, 2007 at 7:52 pm Leave a comment

Oh Those Flyboys

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by pilots (P) and the responses recorded (S) by maintenance engineers.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.

By the way, this airline is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what they’re for.

P:IFF inoperative.
S:IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.

February 6, 2007 at 3:49 am Leave a comment

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