Archive for June, 2007

Flipper Nation (The Blame Game)


June 27, 2007 at 5:35 am 1 comment

Whipped American Style (With a Bubble Twist)

June 27, 2007 at 5:22 am Leave a comment


Avatars and their meat puppets.

June 18, 2007 at 10:44 pm Leave a comment

True dat

June 18, 2007 at 6:49 pm Leave a comment

Do They Wear the Magic Underwear in the Sex Scenes?

June 18, 2007 at 1:14 am Leave a comment

The Way to Say it

June 16, 2007 at 4:05 pm Leave a comment

Chez Tech

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.

Patron: No, it’s still there.

Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I’m running late now.

[waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready yet.

Patron: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.

[waiter leaves.]

Patron: Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup!

The check:

Soup of the Day . . . . . . . $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . $1.00

June 8, 2007 at 7:36 pm Leave a comment

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