Archive for October, 2007

After life in the service sector

Definition of Heaven:
• British Policemen
• French Cooks
• German Mechanics

Definition of Hell:
• British Cooks
• French Mechanics
• German Policemen

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October 30, 2007 at 11:01 pm Leave a comment

It’s a matter of national security

October 26, 2007 at 11:49 pm Leave a comment

Oh Noes!

October 25, 2007 at 5:09 pm Leave a comment

Hang in there, Mr. President

October 20, 2007 at 2:24 am Leave a comment

2… 1… Run!

October 19, 2007 at 11:25 pm Leave a comment

Time for a REAL REPUBLICAN to step forward

October 19, 2007 at 5:17 pm Leave a comment

We’re placing our hopes on this man in 2008

Vote for your ruler

When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn’t know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.
— General Zod

Your Future President and Eternal Ruler

October 18, 2007 at 6:32 pm Leave a comment

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