Archive for September, 2009

The Shortest Books Ever Written

The World Guide to Good American Beer

The Wit and Wisdom of Spiro T. Agnew

Wars Won by America this Century

Royal Family’s Guide to Good Marriages

Safe Places to Travel in the USA

Bill Clinton: A Portrait of Integrity

Jerry Garcia’s Guide to Beating Drug Addiction

Contraception by Pope John Paul II

Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu

Countries Competing In The World Series

The Englishman’s Guide to the Secrets of Romance

1000 Years of German Humor

The Code of Ethics for Lawyers

Italian War Heroes

Who’s who in Puerto Rico

Egyptian Battle Tactics

The Jewish Book of Business Ethics

The Australian Book of Foreplay

The Book of Motivated Postal Workers (Canadian edition) (U.S.edition)

The Vatican List of Celibate Priests

Americans’ Guide to Etiquette


September 29, 2009 at 4:41 pm Leave a comment

More Books Not recommended by the National Library Assoc.

“You Were an Accident”

“Strangers Have the Best Candy”

“The Little Sissy Who Snitched”

“Some Kittens Can Fly”

“Getting More Chocolate on Your Face”

“Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”

“The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of North Amer – – Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!”

“All Dogs Go to Hell”

“The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking”

“When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer, They Say God Did It”

“Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia”

“What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog”

“Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?”

“Bi-Curious George”

“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”

“You Are Different and That’s Bad”

“Dad’s New Wife, Timothy”

“Pop! Goes The Hamster…. And Other Great Microwave Games”

“Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets”

“The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad”

“Babar Meets the Taxidermist”

“Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence”

“The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables”

“Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom’s Purse”

“The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy”

“Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will”

“The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead”

“How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School”

“Controlling The Playground: Respect Through Fear”

September 28, 2009 at 5:57 pm Leave a comment

Top 20 Children’s Books Not recommended by the National Library Assoc.

20. Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep
19. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose
18. The Hardy Boys, the Bobsey Twins, and the Vice Squad
17. The Tickling Babysitter
16. A Pictoral History of Circus Geek Suicides
15. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories
14. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle
13. Babar becomes a Piano
12. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear
11. David Duke’s World of Imagination
10. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
8. Legends of Scab Football
7. Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina
6. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer
5. Joe Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Can’t Remember the Endings to All of them
4. Ed Beckley’s Start a Real-Estate Empire with the change from your Mom’s Purse
3. Things Rich Kids Have, but you never will
2. Let’s Draw Betty and Veronica without their clothes on
1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead

September 27, 2009 at 9:25 pm Leave a comment

It’s like fucking mash potatoes

September 24, 2009 at 5:37 am Leave a comment

I thought cunts drove Vulvas?

September 23, 2009 at 5:51 am Leave a comment

Cieling kittehs

September 22, 2009 at 8:47 am Leave a comment

Spare the rod, spoil the child

September 21, 2009 at 8:30 am Leave a comment

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