Park, she must

March 19, 2010 at 2:27 pm Leave a comment

A blonde was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up s-e-x and tequila.”

Instantly, and miraculously, a parking place appeared. She looked up again and said, “Never mind, I found one!”

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