Godfather

March 22, 2010 at 5:20 am Leave a comment

The Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of ten million dollars. His bookkeeper happens to be deaf, which was the reason he was given the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing money, he takes along his mouth-piece (lawyer), who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where my ten million is that he embezzled from me.”

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.

Enzo signs back, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

The lawyer tells the Godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about.” The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo’s forehead and says, “Ask him again!”

The lawyer signs to Enzo, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”

Enzo signs back, “OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno’s backyard!”

The Godfather asks the lawyer, “What did he say?”

The lawyer replies, ” He says you don’t have the balls to pull the trigger.”

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