Archive for April, 2010

Mixed drink devotee

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April 30, 2010 at 7:06 am Leave a comment

Top Ten excuses by Goldman Sachs

April 29, 2010 at 6:09 am Leave a comment

The pull-out method

April 28, 2010 at 4:51 am Leave a comment

That’s going to leave a mark

April 27, 2010 at 6:36 am Leave a comment

Re: Iceland

I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harboring a “weapon of ash eruption”.

It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over Europe.

Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.

UK: Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash.

Customer: Waiter, there’s volcanic ash in my soup.
Waiter: I know sir, it’s a no-fly zone.

Wife: Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a layer of dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air. So no change really, I’ve been married to that bone-idle slob for 20 years.

April 26, 2010 at 7:05 am Leave a comment

…and Bob Barker as the lecherous “uncle”

April 25, 2010 at 5:09 am Leave a comment

Officer, arrest that man for dancing while intoxicated

He’s guilty- of being awesome!

April 24, 2010 at 7:05 am Leave a comment

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