Re: Iceland

April 26, 2010 at 7:05 am Leave a comment

I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harboring a “weapon of ash eruption”.

It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over Europe.

Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.

UK: Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash.

Customer: Waiter, there’s volcanic ash in my soup.
Waiter: I know sir, it’s a no-fly zone.

Wife: Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a layer of dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air. So no change really, I’ve been married to that bone-idle slob for 20 years.

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…and Bob Barker as the lecherous “uncle” That’s going to leave a mark

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