Sisters of Mercy

June 1, 2010 at 4:28 pm Leave a comment

A sailor arrives in port, and he desperately needs to get laid. So he diembarks and walks into the likeliest part of town. He sees a sign: “Sisters of Mercy Convent & Brothel.”

He walks into what appears to be a church. There’s a nun sitting by a table near the door. She immediately intuits what it is he’s looking for and says, “put $5 in this tin cup and walk through that door.”

The sailor does so, and enters a small room, where there’s another nun sitting by another door. , also at a table and with a cup. “$10,” she says, and he go through the next door.

The sailor is now in a third room, where a third nun with a table and cup asks for $15, and again tells him go through a door.

The horny sailor coughs up the dough, and walks through the fourth door. It slams and locks behind him. He looks around and realizes he is in an alley, and as he is facing a brick wall he reads a large sign: “You have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy”.


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