The proper way to neg

October 30, 2011 at 7:23 am Leave a comment

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend… if you have one.”
– George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.”
-Winston Churchill’s response to George Bernard Shaw

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.”
– Stephen Bishop

“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”
– Irvin S. Cobb

“He had delusions of adequacy.”
– Walter Kerr

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