Random witties

October 31, 2011 at 7:55 pm Leave a comment

I often ruminate about when it was that mankind first realized that sex created babies. The obvious extension of that is, how come nobody could be bothered to tell my parents?

Did you know how many certifiably dysfunctional people there are who are gainfully employed? It’s frightening.

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist go into a bar. The bartender asks, “What can I get you, Mr. President?”

“You have the right to remain silent, but I must admit, a good cry can do a man wonders.” -John Munch

“Death Blow: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.” -Cosmo Kramer

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