New study

April 1, 2012 at 6:37 pm Leave a comment

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of
female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.

They theorize that drinking beer turns men into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that:

  • 100% of the men gained weight
  • talked excessively without making sense
  • became overly emotional
  • couldn’t drive
  • failed to think rationally
  • argued over nothing
  • had to sit down while urinating
  • couldn’t perform sexually
  • refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

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