Posts filed under ‘Blonde’

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December 27, 2011 at 5:00 pm Leave a comment

Absolution

A man was sent to Hell for his sins.

As he was being processed, he passed a room where an economist he knew was having an intimate conversation with a beautiful woman.

“What a crummy deal!” The man complained. “I have to burn for all eternity and that economist spends it with that gorgeous woman.”

An escorting demon jabs the man with his pitchfork and shouts, “Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”

October 29, 2010 at 7:58 pm Leave a comment

Puttin’ on the whore-paint

July 18, 2010 at 5:54 am Leave a comment

Rural or urban?

May 20, 2010 at 7:31 am Leave a comment

More blondeness

May 19, 2010 at 7:23 am Leave a comment

Park, she must

A blonde was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up s-e-x and tequila.”

Instantly, and miraculously, a parking place appeared. She looked up again and said, “Never mind, I found one!”

March 19, 2010 at 2:27 pm Leave a comment

10 Ways Why Betty White is Awesome

6.

The entire list.

February 16, 2010 at 12:31 am Leave a comment

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