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Meow

March 3, 2013 at 4:58 pm 1 comment

Great movie line

November 20, 2012 at 5:24 pm Leave a comment

Mangement by floating around

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost so she reduced  altitude and spotted a man below.

She descended a bit more and shouts; “Excuse me, can you help me, I  promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am.”

The man below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering  approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”

“You must be an Engineer,” said the balloonist.

“I am, how did you know” replied the man.

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you have told me is  probably technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip by your talk.”

The man below responded, “You must be in Management.”

“I am, but how did you know” replied the balloonist?

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems.”

“In fact you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my friggin’ fault.”

November 6, 2012 at 5:49 pm Leave a comment

Mentos + coke + condom

September 22, 2012 at 1:07 am Leave a comment

Sex House Ep. 9

September 10, 2012 at 5:37 pm Leave a comment

The mind is a terrible thing to waste

June 6, 2012 at 10:03 pm Leave a comment

Wall of death

Best internet photo ever:

 

 

April 28, 2012 at 5:11 pm Leave a comment

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