Posts filed under ‘Short’

A Storm is Pentrating Mexico

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October 26, 2010 at 6:37 pm Leave a comment

Sans laugh track

February 6, 2010 at 5:23 am Leave a comment

IMPORTANT NOTICE

IMPORTANT NOTICE

You may have noticed the
increased amount of notices for
you to notice. Some of our notices
have not been noticed. This is
very noticeable. It has been
noticed that the responses to the
notices have been noticeably
unnoticed. This notice is to
remind you to notice the notices
and respond to the notices,
because we do not want the
notices to go unnoticed.

June 25, 2009 at 5:52 am Leave a comment

Existential angst in my pants

March 2, 2009 at 2:29 am 1 comment

What Walt Disney Surely Knew


Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

A. She gagged.

December 1, 2006 at 6:39 pm Leave a comment

A WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

October 15, 2006 at 10:03 pm Leave a comment

But I don’t speak Serb

Q. What do you call a man who goes to a Serbian prostitute?

A. Slobbadown Mycockyoubitch.

October 1, 2006 at 8:42 pm Leave a comment

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