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You may have noticed the
increased amount of notices for
you to notice. Some of our notices
have not been noticed. This is
very noticeable. It has been
noticed that the responses to the
notices have been noticeably
unnoticed. This notice is to
remind you to notice the notices
and respond to the notices,
because we do not want the
notices to go unnoticed.
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. She gagged.
She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Q. What do you call a man who goes to a Serbian prostitute?
A. Slobbadown Mycockyoubitch.