Bad mutha (shut yo mouf)

Advertising slogans through the ages

Carnation Milk is best of all,
No tits to pull no hay to haul,
No buckets to wash no shit to pitch
Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch.

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Has the bottom fallen out of your world? Take Metamuciland watch the world fall out of your bottom!

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Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.

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Mary had a little watch
She swallowed it one day
And now she’s taking Metamucil pills
To pass the time away.

The Metamucil Pills refused to work,
The time refused to pass,
Now if you want to know the time
You look up Mary’s uncle (he’s got a watch).

Thank you, Miss America.

[Hat tip]